Dirtiest joke ever. 86 World's Best Jokes (according to Hertfordshire U)

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dirtiest joke ever

A: They both only change their pads after every third period! Decisions like and oak furniture define a theme for your house. Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Advertisement As the mass exodus began, some people were laughing, others were appalled, and perhaps a majority of us were in the middle. Then watch this version immediately. Q: Do you know what the square root of 69 is? A: Because they have cotton balls. A: Does this taste funny to you? Q: What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit? Q: What is pink, goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet? Men vacuums in the same way that they have sex. Little Lindsay was getting a visit by her cousin for the first time and when they were gonna go swimming during the night she saw him naked.

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Short Dirty Jokes

dirtiest joke ever

Right when I came she screamed: whip me, bad boy, whip me. Diarrhea is hereditary, it runs in your jeans. A: Papa Boner Q: What do you get when you cross a potato and corn? A: They both have the ability to misfire. A:Because he was looking for Pooh If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off? He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. When even the expletives of our soldiers in Iraq are censored on a public television documentary, Mr.

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The Aristocrats (2005)

dirtiest joke ever

A version of this article appears in print on March 13, 2005, on Page 2002001 of the National edition with the headline: The Greatest Dirty Joke Ever Told. “ How can the news possibly be worse? A: A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off Q: Why do dwarfs laugh when they play soccer? The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. Philosophies and stories around the joke are also factored in,and one who watches this film assuming one can stick with this doc,any of the wildly profane and wincingly nasty treatments of the joke learns as much about the teller of the jokes as the joke itself. Its creator is David Milch, a former Yale fraternity brother of George W. Martin Mull turns that notion on its head by delivering a final zinger that will have you laughing your ass off instead of wondering what the hell you just heard. There's a time and a place for stuff that is freeing for people. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? ” The doctor replies, “ I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.


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Funny Jokes That Never Get Old. #10 Is The Best Ever.

dirtiest joke ever

What's the difference between a bandleader and a gynecologist? One starts to insult the other one. Dirty jokes are mainly directed towards an older audience that can properly enjoy them. Q: Whats the hardest part of rollerblading? His performance deserves your full attention. It would be a lot easier to be a hard worker if my company didn't block access to porn sites on the internet. A: He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been fucking the chickens! Joyce Brothers, Ice-T, Patty Hearst, Donald Trump. And the talent agent goes, 'What kind of an act do you do? ” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. Q: What does a guy and a car have in common? The ensuing avalanche of Viagra jokes did not pull off the miracle of making everyone in the room forget the recent events.


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The Greatest Dirty Joke Ever Told

dirtiest joke ever

A scientist and a philosopher were being chased by a hungry lion. How did you get their arms and legs to match up? Q: How man Sorority girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? The vice president's wife has used her current political clout, as The Los Angeles Times uncovered last fall, to quietly squelch a Department of Education history curriculum pamphlet for parents that didn't fit her political agenda. Endurance is keeping it up until it has gone dry. First, let's make sure he's dead. How many guys can participate in a gang bang before it's gay? Q: What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common? Q: How do you get tickets to the Tampon 100? What do you call a goat that practices safe sex? We are continually improving the quality of our text archives. Q: What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? I'd like to get dirty with britney! Her sincere first person account adds a level of creepiness that may leave you unsettled, laughing on the floor or both.

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The Greatest Dirty Joke Ever Told

dirtiest joke ever

Unveiled in January at Sundance, it's coming to a theater near some of you this summer. And with that line begins a joke that is profiled from its Vaudvillian roots,through ninety minutes and a myriad of comedians. The pharmacist then also pulls out his penis, takes the 50 dollars and puts them in his pocket. A: Slick her hair back and she looks 15. Q: What's the job application to Hooters? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from. Well, how did it go the psychiatrist asked.

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The Dirtiest Joke in the World

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Comedian Paul Provenza with the help of Penn Gillette directs this documentary that examines one joke and how it can be stretched,shrunken,reformed,refitted,debated,taken apart,turned upside-down,twisted,cleaned up,dirtied up and any other way a comic can interpret it. She says to a man next to her: “ The driver just insulted me! ” The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: “ There are only nine words here. It captures with Boschian relish what freedom, by turns cruel and comic and exhilarating, looked and sounded like at full throttle in frontier America before anyone got around to building churches or a government. Why are 60% of all men unable to sleep after sex? Q: Why Are crippled people always picked on? A: He keeps getting nailed to the boards. Here they are: Best Joke in the world A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground.

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Funny Jokes That Never Get Old. #10 Is The Best Ever.

dirtiest joke ever

The woman was used to many things so she just did what he had asked. Whoever tells it in the filthiest and most offensive way wins! A: He needed to get to the bottom! It has long been known that women are intelligent. A: It scares the shit out of their dogs! Q: What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman? But a boy got muddy is a single declarative sentence, it doesn't really count as a joke. The rabbit said no so the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit. The guy's voice comes back on the line.

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86 World's Best Jokes (according to Hertfordshire U)

dirtiest joke ever

But only 10 % enters the partner, which means that 360 liter floats away. A: The more you play with it the harder it gets. ” Also Rans Texan: “ Where are you from? A: Halfway Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs? Q: What is the difference between oral and anal sex? A: Boobies Q: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? A: When you take it off you wonder where her tits went. Q; What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? ” Which day of the week do fish hate? Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? “ Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see. Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A: A lickalotopis Q. We're turning the clock back to the days of Hays.

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