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The point is that Cars was exactly what Pixar wanted it to be: a silly, kid-friendly moneymaker, even if it didn't start out that way. A guy in a supermarket goes up to the cashier and places two cans of dog food on the counter. A: A nun with a spear through her head. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a woman's age. Why did the nigger cross the road? The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.

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The wife, not quite thinking he would come back at her asked him how much one like hers sold for. Q: What do you get when you mix puppies and rabbits? A: The one alive in the middle chewing it's way out. This guy is probably very dangerous. Did you hear about the constipated accountant? Q: What did the Alabama sheriff call the black guy who had been shot 15 times? Q: What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? Is there anything new that can be said about , one of the most talked-about movies of the last few years? Q: What do preists and Mcdonalds have in common? Well, last week was my birthday. Q: What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? The vet tells the farmer that he should try artificial insemination.


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Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance. Take your foot off the back of his head. Q: Why do black people not like to go on cruises? During the assault, we see a bunch of villagers going against the castle's staff, including a quick sequence of the enchanted maid getting her feathers pulled out by one of the attackers, before she's saved by Lumiere. The scene happens right before the finale, when Gaston Noncestoui with an angry mob. A: They both have special needs Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator? No, you have to make the filth a sneaky and above all else integral part of your work. Q: How do you get tickets to the Tampon 100? Bestiarius - Bestiary of Anne Walsh Gl. A: Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12 Q: Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted? But the new season brings the episode count to 72, and Netflix unhelpfully decided to jumble all of them from the order they were originally released.

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6 Filthy Jokes You Won't Believe Are from the Bible

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Set your filter on Risque and Uncensored to browse dirty knock-knock jokes, inappropriate jokes and one liners from professional joke writers. A: A good thing screwed up by a period. Q: Why did the Mafia cross the road? He pulled a gun on me, robbed me, took all my money, my clothes, my car and then tied me up. Q: What is the difference between oral and anal sex? What's the difference between a large pizza and a nigger? The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, he only asks the vet how he will know when the pigs are pregnant. Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs? Q: Why don't blind people skydive? What did Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge? Q: How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? This seemed like a good idea until a few minutes later, when another knock was heard at the door. His eyes are all red from the mace.

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I noticed that she was very thin, not well-dressed, and very dirty. As the father hears the news, a huge grin spreads across his face. Why are his legs sticking in the air? She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! Q: What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel. He was wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and laying on hospital bed. When he is standing next to your miss saying her hair smells nice Q:Why did Tigger look in the toilet? A: porn Q: How do you eat a squirrel? John Oliver Is there anyone who's better at being self-deprecating when he's not talking politics than John Oliver? A: Because he has holes in his hands.


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An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. There are some real sick people out there! Two statues, male and female, faced each other in the city park for many years. Oh, and feel free to shout out your answers. A: They don't have balls to scratch. Q: Why did the boy fall off the swing? A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. A: Papa Boner Q: What do you get when you cross a potato and corn? After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. Once her acting career fell through, Davies fell back on her true passion: Hearst's penis, and getting drunk at Hollywood parties.

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One day the man sees a speck on the horizon, so he swims out there and it turns out to be a dinghy, cast adrift, and in the bottom of the boat is a beautiful woman, unconscious. Cezary Jan Strusiewicz is a Cracked columnist, interviewer, and editor. The entire series has moved over to Netflix from Crackle, and the new season has arrived. My Mexican friend wrote a song about a tortilla. Even ancient figures and civilizations we tend to think of as wise and dignified weren't shy about whipping out some solid boner jokes, even when creating works of art for royalty. What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat? Q: What's the difference between onions and prostitutes? Yesterday, who sucks his dick? Alive What do a slinky and a nigger have in common? A primary school teacher decided to see how many of the city kids knew what sounds farm animals made. You ever try to take a rib from a nigger? Shortly after retiring, a knock was heard on the door of the farmhouse.

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What does a nigger and sperm have in common? The party inside answered to find the police chief standing there, complaining that he could not sleep. How come we spend so little time together? One's on the cover of Playboy and the other's on the cover of National Geographic. The pig starts to look more and more attractive -- soft, pink flesh, round buttocks, etc. The next day the man returns to the store and walks directly to the same cashier. When the occupants answered the door, there stood the very indignant cows and pigs. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig! A: He needed to get to the bottom! A: They don't know where home is Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? They ran toward some nearby woods and dove behind a couple of bushes. A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.

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Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. After 50, they are like onions. Allegedly, after getting drunk together with the man one night, Davies ended up spilling the beans about how Hearst referred to her bean. Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? How does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass? Artefacts including an oven, fridge and a watering well were also discovered during the dig at New. Q: What's sicker than having sex with a pregnant woman? Logically, there should be one car part that corresponds to boobs, and the headlights seem to be it, meaning that you can go ahead and masturbate furiously to Pixar's Cars without it being weird.

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What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A: Oral sex makes your day and Anal sex makes your whole weak. He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs. A: A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off Q: Why do dwarfs laugh when they play soccer? Netflix Previous Slide Next Slide. What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale? Why do niggers have white palms? Why don't niggers like blow jobs? A: A Quarter Ponder with Cheese. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. Niggers Why are trees so close in Harlem? Not willing to let her grandma know the truth, the girl told her that the policemen were passing out free oranges.

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