Here are some of the best cheesy chat up lines In the era, chat up lines might seem a bit old fashioned. Match are committed to making real connections. I haven't seen my ex-wife for over ten years. Hey Baby, I just paid off this mustache, want to take it for a ride? If I was an artist, you would be my picture! Do you know what I'm going to do? I laugh at things I'm attracted to, what about you? Because I'm really feeling a connection. If you were a Pirate would your parrot be on this sholder hand on closer sholder or this sholder? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place. Are you a pirate because I'm wondering were you got that booty. Be careful though; use the wrong line and you could end up getting the brush-off — or worse.
Nobody else has either; I'll never tell. People keep telling me that I'm overweight. Because I'm China get your number. Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: Do you want a fuck. No, then where did you get all that booty? I hurt my knee when I fell for you. I'm like a celebrity going to a party, I always make a big entrance and I never cum early. I heard you like bonfires, well I'll supply the wood.
But they can still be a great way to break the ice. Getting laid would do wonders for your complexion. In fact, even cheesy chat up lines can be a great way to start a conversation with a match, either on or offline! I want to run my Hot Wheel around everyone of your curves! Can I crash at your place tonight? How about your red phosphorus coating and my short stick get together? Is your dad a lumber jack because every time I look at you i get a wood in my pants. Roses are Red, Violets are blue, give me some head while I'm taking a poo. I may be hung like a tic-tac, but I'll leave your breath minty fresh! The smile you gave me Gurl, I'd fake blindness just to touch you inappropriately.
In medieval times my beer belly would be a sign of prosperity and attractiveness, what do you think? Pretending to know someone can also work. But I think we'd make a great pair. It must be illegal to look that good. Just make sure your story is true or you could be off to an awkward start. I need a dollar but I only have 90 cents. My wife doesn't understand me.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. How about I teach you about firefighting by letting you slide down my pole Nice pants, can I test the zipper? How about you and I go into that darkroom over there and see what develops I must be allergic to nuts, but there's no way you are. Cause I can see myself in your pants! I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list? They allow you to be quite personal, without commenting on their appearance, and often lie at the heart of great relationships. The world is a magnet for creeps, but these cunning users are sending them home packing. These nasty lines have a polarising effect.
I just got out of Leavenworth. Because it has got to be a sin to look that good. Girl, you Make Curves Great Again. Because you take my breath away. The following are examples of lines you can use on girls that combine all three aspects: being a little dirty, being funny and being engaging. Hey let's play carpenter, first we get hammered, I get some wood, and then I nail you. Good news, the test results are negative! Do you want to taste the rainbow? You may not be perfect, but your flaws are charming.
I'll be wiz khalifa and you can be my joint. If you come home with me, we can do whatever we want. I'd like to be the flu so I could spend a couple of weeks with you in bed. So we're friends now, when do the benefits kick in? But why does mine starts with U. Cuz yo tags aren't the only thing I'll be popping. Because you have fine written all over you! Cause I can't stop staring at you in public.
I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples. I'd hang you by the Mona Lisa and put that girl to shame. Because you are looking trashy! If you were a drug, I would overdose! If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? You are young and fun-loving, that gives you 10 points. Boy: Babe, you wanna play a game? You must work in a library because you just increased my circulation! Their lack of and knowledge on how to flirt makes you wonder if they're even human. I like your boooty arrrgh You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.