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50 Dirty Jokes That Are (Never Appropriate But) Always Funny

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Q: Why do black people not like to go on cruises? A: A hooker, because she can wash her crack and sell it again. Q: What has got two legs and bleeds? A: A cheater, cheater, woman beater. A great video with Dirty jokes Created by Smile. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam. She starts to run her fingers through his hair and asks to speak to the manager. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter looking at them she immediately stops. A: He needed to get to the bottom! They were auctioning off Penises.

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17 Dirty Jokes That Are So Filthy You'll Need A Shower

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Be aware that some of these jokes may be offensive for someone. You're getting mayo all over my bed! Check out our professionally curated categories for hilarious adult jokes and sex jokes. Devil: We'll you're gonna love Mondays, then. A: He keeps getting nailed to the boards. How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? What do you call a herd of cows masturbating? When he is standing next to your miss saying her hair smells nice Q:Why did Tigger look in the toilet? Q: What do 9 out of 10 people consider to be a good time? We will caution children under 18 not to read anything under this section.

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It is probably wishing it with a funny birthday meme. A: Putting her back in the wheelchair when your done. A sexy woman walks up to the counter and motions the bartender over. Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? A: Halfway Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then lifted her foot and stomped them flat. He gives it a bath, blow dries its fur, and puts it back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping they will think it died of natural causes. Q: What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common? Q: Why do men like big tits and a tight ass? Another good thing screwed up by a period.

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A: Yeah I heard she was on the freeway and some dick cut her off. When David confronts Saul later and shows him the cloth, he's so humbled and embarrassed by the whole thing, he promises never to kill David again. What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick? A: They both don't work and always take your money. Cole was playing the piano, the Johnsons were playing carrom together and the Donalds were having sex. After 50, they are like onions. A: Papa Boner Q: What do you get when you cross a potato and corn? What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? A: They both have special needs Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator? How come we spend so little time together? A: Liquor in the front and poker in the back! A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.

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A: So they don't poke her eye out. All 3 wants to do something special so they set up some dates. A father and his 6-year-old son are walking down the street, and they come across two dogs having sex. Q: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit. When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice.

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6 Filthy Jokes You Won't Believe Are from the Bible

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A: I cry when I cut up onions. Why do walruses love a tupperware party? Harrington would be happy to lecture you about the Bible some more over at. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porn film and it was due out in a month. Liquor in the front, poker in the back. A bandleader fucks his singers and a gynecologist sucks his fingers.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Our and our may be better suited. A recent survey shows that sperm banks beat blood banks in contributions. A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball! She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. We call it Tequila Monday and that's all we do. How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly? Q: What do you call a retard in a tree with a brief case? Naturally, Baal fails to show up to the party, and his prophets start getting exasperated, so they proceed to do whatever they can think of to elicit a response: they limp around, they cut themselves open with spears, but Baal does nothing.

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When they get there, Jesus asks what the huge metal pipe is for. Three days ago Doe kisses him. The wife, not quite thinking he would come back at her asked him how much one like hers sold for. The story opens with Israel under the thumb of the Moabites, an ancient people who enjoyed conquering and enslaving other ancient peoples. Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate? A: When you pull her pants down her ass is still in them Q: What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbit just died? Wanna hear a joke about my dick? What do you get when you do that? Q: Did you hear about the guy who ran infront of the bus? Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Q: What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman? My parents forgot and so did my kids.


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