Naughty pick up lines. 35 Dirty Pick

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What say we go upstairs and work out a remedy. One of my friends told me girls hate oral, do you wanna help me prove him wrong? I want to wear you like a pair of sunglasses… One leg over each ear. Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis. You should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand. Use these pick up lines on your man when you're out and about to liven things up a bit.

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[Top 500] Dirty Pick Up Lines That Will Make Her WTF?

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You must be Medusa because you make me rock hard. A wink and a sexy smile would be plenty to fill in any blanks. I like my coffee how I like my woman… creamed. You're welcome to come inside. It would be inappropriate to use this if it's raining outside and you're actually wet in a non-dirty sense, though it might be funny to see his reaction when he realizes you were being both dirty and literal. Don't offer this unless you can deliver, but just the thought of you swallowing a banana in the middle of the produce section will easily make guys fantasize about you. There's nothing like picking your guy up twice! Can't go wrong with something simple but oh-so dirty.

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PICKING UP GIRLS USING DIRTY PICK UP LINES

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Whisper this in his ear and you'll be at his place in no time. You are talking to someone that you have never met before, so why not make great and memorable first impression. What do you say we go upstairs and work out a remedy? This could just mean cuddling or a whole lot more. That is why every relationship needs a little spice to turn it on and make it more exciting. Therefore, why not get accustomed to them now! You either swipe left if you do not like the person, or you swipe right is you want to see if you and the other person were a match. I may not be a windshield repairman, but I can still fill your crack in. You need to take advantage of this situation and work on your dirty texting skills.

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100+ [BEST] Chemistry Pick Up Lines (Cute & Dirty)

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Vulgar pick up lines and your girlfriend. If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight. Why pay for a bra when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free? This could mean a lot of things depending on the tone of delivery. What better way to cheer him up? Because I swear that ass is calling me. He should offer to get you out of those wet clothes.

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35 Dirty Pick

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Darn, it must be an hour fast. You came in hot and left me wet. Maybe we could have a stable relationship. Would you like to try an Australian kiss? I went to the mall and said dirty and embarrassing pick up lines to random girls and said a lot of whack things to them. The best way to keep a relationship fresh and interesting is to pretend it is. Otherwise, your pick up lines will fall flat. Because you have my privates standing at attention.

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100+ [BEST] Chemistry Pick Up Lines (Cute & Dirty)

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Save this one for winter when stocking up is on everyone's mind. Maybe you're just really in the mood for chocolate milk? Because you just gave me a footlong. So next time you are on Tinder, remember to have fun and make an amazing first impression. Because I want to bounce on you. Gotta make sure I have it right when I'm screaming it later.

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I'm a spy on a secret mission. Because I want to put my dirty load in you. I have created this list of 35 dirty pick-up lines to pull in the person that you have swiped right on. If I'd known I'd be getting this wet tonight, I would've worn my bikini. Give your best sultry smile after delivering this one and guys will be begging you to take them home and do your worst.

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Add a wink so guys know it's not just their lips that might get kissed. Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. Personally, I have used this application for all the above. Good, we're going to need it later. You can be the door then I can slam you all I want. This one works best if you're in the dairy aisle looking at butter, but it could be effective pretty much anywhere. But I know there be a few inches.

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